Thankful for you!

Thank you for visiting so often.
You cannot fathom how important your company is to me.
As a Thanksgiving gift to you, here is a review of stories you may have forgotten or missed the first time around...
(That's right; I'm serving you leftovers already.)

You can have a memorable Thanksgiving dinner
with the mother-in-law
or
with my family

Take an awe-inspiring drive with my grandmother
and then
sneak a few of her cookies.

If you feel like appreciating your loved ones a little more today,
you can read about the day my mom got stoned
and shed a few tears over the last one.

But, if you'd just like some funny, you'll need to:
buy snacks with me
give me a call at work
and, if you've had your fill of turkey, enjoy Chicken Betty.

Happy Thanksgiving!
I'm off to the in-laws to collect blog fodder.