They'll Swear They Never

No matter how many people in your household want a pet, let's say for today's purposes, a cat, every single one of them will swear that they never:

- noticed the food dish is empty

- smelled anything in the litter box

- heard the cat pawing at your bedroom door even though everyone of them was awake and within earshot on the one day you were blessed with a day off and could sleep in

::sigh::