Getting Old Is Hazardous

I'd been sitting oddly on the floor, so my entire leg fell asleep.

When I was a younger person, I'd have been amused by this and simply walked it off. 

But I'm old now. Instead, I thought, "Oo, I better sit down until this passes, otherwise I could hurt myself."

Yup.

Also. Because I'm old, I don't lock the bathroom door anymore.

Twice last year I had incidents where I needed assistance, but I had to crawl to the door to unlock it before I could call The Husband for help.

Man, getting old is hazardous.