Every other word

Every teenager has told stories about their parents.
As much as you may LOVE your parents, you've done it, too. You sit around with your friends and one-up each other with "my parents are so weird..." stories.

One night, during one of these conversations, one young man declared loudly, "My mom swears every other word! I am not exaggerating! Every other word is #$%! or *$#^*@! I am not kidding you!"

"Really?" I asked.

"REALLY!"

"Then what's your middle name?"