All You Need To Know

Company party was last night. Fancy wine bar. The large front windows were decorated with flat plastic Christmas ornaments hanging from suction cups. The hostess ushered us past the window to the banquet area, and I covertly reached over and poked one ornament into a gentle sway. Out of the corner of my eye, I noticed my direct supervisor right behind me had clearly seen what I'd done.

Over my shoulder I whispered to her, "And that's pretty much all you need to know about me."

She replied, "Perfect. I love it."