Manure

Conversation at work...

Co-Worker #1:  My uncle grew up on a farm, so he likes the smell of cow manure.  Isn't that weird?

Me:  I grew up on a farm, too.  I don't mind the smell of cow manure, but I can't stand horse or pig manure.

Co-Worker #2:  I think I'm learning many new things about my co-workers today.

Me:  And you're not even learning everything.

#2:  That's a little frightening.