"Is It Ham?!?"

Co-worker left the office in the middle of the morning so she could watch her daughter show a pig at the county fair.
She got back late with a Jimmy John's for her lunch.

I pointed at the bag. "Is that... a ham sandwich?"
She looked at me puzzled. "What?"
With a horrified, what-have-you-done voice, I demanded to know, "Is. That. HAM?!?"

Everyone in the office made the ham/pig connection at the same time.
In a meek voice, co-worker replied, "Yes. It is."

I dropped the mic and left the stage.