He really gets my coat.

Another conversation about nothing as I left work last night...

Me: Hey, Mr. Bossman. You need to do something about the lighting in here. When I walk down the hallway, I see my own reflection in your office window/wall, and I think it's you moving around in there.

He: I'm pretty sure the view is much better that way, being you instead of me.

Me: Yeah, but it's unnerving that you're wearing my coat.