Twenty Thousand!

Ladies and Gentlemen!
The 20,000th visitor to Ack! Thbbbt! comes all the way from London!
Our most-honored guest came by on a Google search for "what wear colours say about you".
Our highly anticipated caller clicked on, clicked off, and was gone so fast that no amount of "visit length" registered.

So, because "London" clicked and left without knowing the gravity of his/her visit, the prize for being Number 20,000 will be a sharp poke with a soft cushion (as suggested by Elisson).

Everyone else gets Trini's margaritas!
W00t!