Things I DON'T miss about living with the Mother-In-Law (part 2)

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5) Getting my phone messages messed up. And then being blamed for it.
"Someone called, but they didn't leave their name. You know it's hard for me to hear, and your friends talk so fast. I think they're very rude, and you should tell them to talk slower!"
Okay. If I ever find out who it was, I'll pass that note along.