My New Jacket
(because I don't have enough clothes)
Bought a new jacket.
Love it!
Fits like a glove.
Looks awesome on me.
Can wear it with jeans. To work. (On Fridays.)
Yesterday, I wore it for the first time to work.
Felt awesome about myself.
Got three compliments on the jacket within the first hour.
Yay!
Told the husband how happy I was with my purchase.
"Three people already gave me compliments!"
"Why?" he wondered. "Because you look like their couch?"
Thbbbt!
6 comments:
Men...can't live with 'em, can't live w/o....well, maybe!
In his defense, the husband does know his couches.
He spends enough time lounging on them. (rim shot)
Yay for the compliments, boo for the insensitive hubby.
I have a skirt that looks like couch material. And, frankly, I think that's why I like it so much!
writersblock: He's not so insensitive. It's just that neither of us can resist an opportunity for a good jab.
We knew this going into the marriage... Most people are glad we found each other... so we are not torturing others. ;-)
It doesn't look like *my* couch... ;)
Rich, I've seen your couch. I'd love a jacket that looks like your couch!
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