Sharing Is Caring

Yesterday at work...

Coworker 1:  Oh my god, I am SO congested!

Coworker 2:  You guys, I'm all out of tissues!

Coworker 3:  (no words, just continuous snorking indicative of someone trying to clear phlehm from their throat)

Today at work...

I have a cough, sore throat, congestion, and a double case of ear ache. Surprise surprise. Thanks, guys.