Towels

Elder Son came over to do his laundry. He had two loads worth.

He: I'll be done soon. The second load is done washing. I'm just waiting for the first load to dry.
Me: Your second load has the towels?
He: Yeah.
Me: Towels are thicker. They're gonna take longer to dry than the first load.
He: But. They're towels. They're supposedto *do* the drying.