Sweet Dreams 🕷

It's 4am. The Husband moments away from leaving for work; I am moments away from going back to bed.

He:  I found a GIANT black spider in our bedroom yesterday.

Me:  WHY would you tell me this now?

He:  But I killed it.

Me:  You killed the one you saw.

He:  

Me:  Guess I'm not going to sleep now. Or ever again.

(It's okay. I slept.)