Wednesday, July 26, 2017

The Husband's Mistress

Today's mail included a flyer from Jeep.
I handed the envelope to The Husband.

Me: Look.  Your girlfriend sent you a letter.
He:  The Jeep is not my girlfriend.  It's my buddy.
Me:  No.  The Jeep is your girlfriend.  You keep talking about taking its top off.

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