His and Hers Mornings

It is 8:30 Sunday morning. I have just gotten out of bed; The Husband has been awake for a couple hours.

He:  I spread some weed n feed on the lawn while the grass is still wet, and I brought in the newspaper for you. I'm gonna go to town for bacon.  I hope to be back in time to make breakfast for Younger Son before he leaves for work.

Me:  I'm gonna work on getting dressed. I hope to be done by noon.