Wooden Chew?

I'm about to pop a chewable Vitamin C into my mouth when my co-workers chime in.

He:  You're not supposed to chew Vitamin C.  The acid eats through your teeth.
Me:  I wanted dentures anyway.
Other co-worker:  (something about wooden teeth)
Me:  The Husband is whittling me a set of those right now.
He:  You two are an interesting pair.