Girlfriend Jokes

Elder Son is about to leave the house with his clothes covered with light blonde cat fur. 

Me: Tell everyone your girlfriend has really short hair. 

He: I tell people my girlfriend is like my Xbox. I don't have an Xbox. 

Me: Tell them your girlfriend is like your Xbox. You have to go to your buddy's house to use it. 

He: I learned I shouldn't tell your jokes in front of other people. 

Me: *I* shouldn't tell my jokes in front of other people. 

He: You shouldn't tell your jokes in front of *me*!

He's got a point. :-)