Looking, but not looking.

She:  I need a new job. 

Me:  I'll keep an eye out for you. 

She:  I hate my job. 

Me:  What else would you like to do?

She:  I don't know. Anything. 

She:  I've had job interviews, but everyone is being weird. 

Me:  Weird, how?

She:  I don't know. 

She:  My office is going out of business and is closing its doors next week. 

Me: Here's a job that just opened and the name of my friend who is in charge of hiring. I can put in a good word for you. 

She:  Actually, I was looking forward to not working and sleeping in for a while. 

Me:  ... 

And that's how you never get a job.