County Fair

Of course the first day of the county fair is the hottest day of the summer.

As co-workers filed into work complaining about the heat, I enthusiastically suggested we gather on the oven-baked pavement of the fairgrounds.

"What?"
"It'll be FUN!" I insisted.  "We could hang out in the cattle barns!"
"No!  We gotta hang out in the beer tent!"
"Nuh-uh.  In the cattle barn, you know the animals have been washed.  In the beer tent, no such guarantee."