Funny boy

Elder Son made movement that suggested he wanted to snitch one of my ham and cheese crackers.
"Go ahead," I said to him. "It's a new kind of ham. Tell me how it tastes."  I thought he would be my guinea pig.
After a bite, he declared, "this tastes pretty bad. You won't want any of these."  And he walked away eating the rest of my snack.

Thbbbt!