Old lady possessions

The Husband was harassing me for my continuing choices of garden decorations, the lastest being a large glow-in-the-dark marble on a stick.

He:  You know how the little old ladies have all those things in their garden?  That's you.
Me:  You know those little old men married to those ladies?  That's you.
He:  Just promise me you'll never have more than three cats.
Me:  No more than three... that you know of.  If you only see three at any given time, I'm golden.