::rim shot::

Our yes-I-did-no-you-didn't conversation continued through the bank lobby. Since The Husband and I were the only patrons, we took our separate banking transactions to two different tellers who were amused by our bickering.

Teller #1:  Now, now.  No fighting, you two.
Teller #2:  Oh, you're no fun.  Let them keep at it.
Husband:  (gestures to himself and me)  Oh, we're not together.
Me:  ... anymore.