"If you open it, close it." - Ann Landers' rules
You can explain it as often and as eloquently as you like, but until a child has achieved his final adult growth spurt, he cannot fully appreciate the value of closing a cabinet door.
*thud*
"Ow!"
"See what I mean?"
Rubs head. "Okay, I get it now."
3 comments:
heh, heh, heh!
Yeah, and all young appliance repairmen learn to make sure the freezer door of an over-and-under refrigerator is closed before they jump up from kneeling in front of it while putting it in to "defrost," too.
Trust me, I know.
Yup, I've got one of those under my hat.
Sucker bled pretty good, too.
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