Has-been
I gave The Husband a kiss as he left for work this morning.
He: Thanks for everything. You've been a great wife.
Me: I've been a great wife? Does that mean I'm done now?
He: Uh, no...
Me: But I've been. Which means I'm not now.
He: You've been great.
Me: I'm a has-been.
He: No. Now, you're spectacular.
Me: Oh. Nice save.
He: It's what I do.
5 comments:
Clever! Nice training, I must say. Good job!
how like a husband...and how sweet!
That's even better than when my spouse introduced me (in a golf shop) to an old friend of his as.."my current wife".
He still gets in trouble for that one.
G.G., I often introduce my wife as "my current wife." Or, my "first wife."
I also introduce my children as my "legitimate sons."
It's all true.
A man who can think fast obviously!
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