The One with the Bacon Game
We crossed paths in the driveway; I was just coming home from work, and The Husband was making a quick run to the grocery store.
He told me, "I'm getting bacon, milk, and coffee. Do you want anything?"
"You had me at bacon."
The heavens opened, and the angels sang.
(I was inspired, you see.)
So here's the game:
Insert the word "bacon" into famous movie quotes.
You've already got the Jerry McGuire reference. Here are a few more:
"You want the bacon? You can't handle the bacon!" - A Few Good Men
"You made a time machine... out of bacon?!?" - Back to the Future
"Nobody puts bacon in the corner." - Dirty Dancing
Your turn!
Go...
16 comments:
"Use the bacon, Luke"
You want quotes? Oh boy did you ever come to the right girl ('cept ya didn't 'cause I came here but that's not the point)
How 'bout
Bacon we have a problem-Apolo 13
You're gonna need a bigger bacon-Jaws
Why are there so many songs about bacon-The Muppet Movie
Ah, Dani, don't we *all* need a bigger bacon? ;-)
My name is Inigo Montoya. You ate my bacon. Prepare to die.
I ate his bacon with fava beans and a nice chianti. (That's all I got. Why in the world did that one pop into my head?!)
Niiice, Mrs. Who and Bou!
I love the smell of bacon in the morning. Smells like...victory.
Soylet Green is bacon!
Oh no, it wasn't the bacon. It was Beauty killed the Beast.
Or alternatively:
"Oh no, it wasn't the airplanes. It was bacon killed the Beast."
"Frankly, my dear, I don't give a bacon."
"No, Luke, I am your bacon."
Leia: I love bacon.
Han: I know.
O Romeo, Romeo! wherefore art thou bacon?
Deny thy father and refuse thy name;
Or, if thou wilt not, be but sworn my bacon,
And I'll no longer be a bacon.
Oblivious Beast: I'm gonna have to share that conversation between Leia and Han with The Husband. He'll just die laughing. :-)
Run, bacon, run!
I read this post when you wrote it, but haven't had time to comment.
Oblivious Beast beat me to it. (Kinda)
I was going to say "Frankly, Bacon, I don't give a damn!" (I'm a vegetarian...really, I am).
So, let's go with "You don't understand! I coulda had class. I coulda been bacon. I could've been somebody, instead of bacon, which is what I am."
Okay...that sucks.
Let's try...
All right, Mr. DeMille, I'm ready for my bacon.
That sucks, too. Sorry. Did my best...
Oooops! Meant to say,
"You don't understand! I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I could've been somebody, instead of bacon, which is what I am."
Just another try at suckage... "I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this {bacon} anymore!"
Sure, I added the {bacon} to the quote...but I AM a vegetarian.
"Bacon. Why did it have to be bacon?" - Indiana Jones
Post a Comment