Floor show
Our basement carpeting was ruined in the last big rain, so The Husband has decided to replace it all with a nice tile down there.
Over the weekend, he told me he was running down to the hardware store to rent a floor stripper.
I had just one question:
"When you rent a floor stripper, do you have to pay for it with single dollar bills?"
Thank you! You've been a wonderful audience!
5 comments:
Sigh!
Ba-DUM-psshhh!
Good one! We plan to rent one of those in the near future (for the porches).
I shall file that one away to get a nyuk out of The Mrs.
Andy, I suspect you will get the same response out of The Mrs as I got from Gray Monk. ;-)
Dunno, Roses.
She laughs pretty easily. After all these years, with all these men...it keeps her from crying.
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