"It's the plumber. He's come to fix the sink." - Parrot
He: Did you know our plumber moonlights as a stand-up comic?
She: That would explain why our water tastes funny.
(Thank you. I'll be here all week. Tip your waitress.)
Tuesday, August 23, 2011
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*groan*
What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal?
Did that clown taste funny to you?
*double groan*
you oPUN your mouth again and I might have to PUNish you.
And I thought I was the only one who remembered old Electric Company skits.
For the unenlightened:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PTEeJE3tzDE
Harvey, I thought we established long ago (with purple pandas) that you and I watched all the same PBS shows as kids. ;-)
FWIW: I sometimes *still* quote "We are out of sweet rolls."
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