"Excuse me while I whip this out." - Blazing Saddles

This post by Dani reminds me of a story:

When he was a toddler, one of our children (can't remember which one, we call them by the wrong names anyway) was sitting in his booster chair at the kitchen table eating cheesy poofs.
After he'd eaten quite a few, we took the bag away and told him he'd had enough. He held out a hand toward the bag, and we said, "No. They're all gone."

That's when he reached down into his booster seat, pulled out a cheesy poof, and pointed it up into the air as if he had just extracted Excaliber from a stone.

The look on his face clearly said, "HA!"

The Husband and I fell on the floor laughing.