PO'd
After years of asking nicely, throwing fits, and breaking down into tears, I have finally gotten the males in this house to stop peeing on the toilet seat.
Now...
How do I get them to stop peeing on the floor around the toilet?
Anyone?
Bueller?
5 comments:
You can do what my wife did. Send 'em outside.
They're equipped for it, ya' know.
Make them sit and pee. I wish I could tell you the secret to making that happen but I have friends who have their males trained to sit and pee. I unfortunately just get to keep cleaning the floor and the walls. ;)
Rig up a battery so that when they oee on the floor, they get a shock. Sure, they'll pee more initially, and probably on the walls and on themselves, but they'll stop peeing on the floor in short order...
Time for *them* to start cleaning the bathrooms. With their toothbrush, if they keep it up.
Oh, Thumper!
LSHIP! (Laugh So Hard I Peed )
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