Facebook Friday

I reserve my Facebook account for family and close friends.
But, they lack the appreciation you guys have for my sense of humor.

So, I'll post for you some things I posted on Facebook recently that I think should've gotten a better response, and we'll see what you think.


Roses...
...slept poorly last night. I'm so cranky today, all my adjectives are cuss words.

...gets an unnecessary thrill at the sight of a VW Bug even when there's no one nearby to slug.

...has learned that if you want to generate loads of publicity for your county fair, you should hire Micro Wrestlers for your grandstand entertainment.  Holey Moley!