Coupons

The Husband cut out the coupons from the Sunday paper and sorted them into my coupon cozie.
(I don't know what possessed him, but he did.)

"Where would you file soup?" he asked.
"With Pasta/Rice, because they're in the same aisle at the store.  I should probably relabel that Pasta/Rice/Soup."

"Where do you file batteries?" he asked.
"That would be Miscellaneous."

"Brownie Mix?"
"Baking."

Then Mr. SmartGuy smirks and askes me, "What about Trojans?  File as Candy/Snacks?"
"Of course not.  File it as Meat."