Cooking the Books
Overheard at a library budget meeting:
Library Director: There was a mistake on the invoicing this month. "New Book Purchases" reads x amount of dollars, but it should read 2x amount of dollars.
(Some muttering about the doubled expense.)
Board Member: Is there any way we could write our own books?
3 comments:
Yeah, because that will be SO much cheaper = P
May
Well, sure they could write their own books...but they might not be GOOD books...
You can write your own books. Just be sure to use the Nom De Plume
M. Bezzlement.
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