Pop Quiz
Males are physically incapable of:
a) detecting the stench of their own poo
b) operating an aerosal can of air freshener
c) all of the above
Honestly.
Am I the only person in this house who passes out walking the halls near a bathroom?
C'mon, people!
8 comments:
Oh, NOT fun! Luckily for me, Tom is very good at his own odors...the litter boxes are another story, though...
When males do detect the scent of their own spoor, they are even more proud of it. It's like marking territory using skywriting.
d) figuring out why their wives aren't aroused by their contributions to the bathroom's ambiance.
(LeeAnn hit the nail on the head. I do worry about Arwen's husband, Tom. How she litter-box trained him is a mystery.)
My ex used to weigh himself before and after the 'poo'...so he could tell folks how much it weighed. Stink was just a bonus for him.
He (she, it) who smelt it, dealt it.
Try installing an automatic airfreshner!
Bob - seriously, it's early in the office and not too many people are here and I laughed so hard that some of them actually came over to my desk to find out what was so funny. :)
My co-worker sprays so much air freshener that it chokes me and I have to open the doors for hours. HOURS!!
I guess on the plus side, he doesn't want anyone to smell his poo.
Which must be memorable considering the amount of spray used to cover it.
I guess.
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