Get a grip

When people call the studio and ask for our talk show host outside of his broadcast hours, often they are upset over something he'd said on the air. When I am in a good mood, I'll calm them down and put them through to his desk phone; however, when I am in a crabby mood, I simply hang up.
Today, I was somewhere in between...

Caller: Hey, what's the best way to get a hold of your talk show host?
Me: Um, around the neck?

(He laughed so loud he was no longer upset by the time I'd given him the host's extension number.)