To the woman who leaves really long messages on my voice mail explaining in great detail why, if I call her back, she might not answer...

... because she could be at her mother's house or at the grocery store depending on what time I call, and that her husband would be home but working in the garage with the power tools and probably won't hear the phone ring so if no one answers I can just leave a message, and last but not least here is her phone number at the end of this long message so if I miss one digit I'll have to listen to the whole long message again to double check it:

OMG, woman!
Just. Stop. Talking!

*beep*