Overheard on the Fifth of July
Wandering through the grocery store on Sunday, the husband and I were exceptionally giggly. (No reason. Most likely because we were without children at the time.)
Remarked the husband to me in a low voice, "Anyone who doesn't know us would think that we started celebrating the Fourth of July yesterday and haven't stopped yet."
"Well, sure!" I replied a little too loudly and making a bottle-drinking motion with my hand. "Everyone knows you follow the Fourth of July celebration with a Fifth!"
5 comments:
You have a sixth sense of humor.
Bob: I see drunk people. They're everywhere. They walk around like everyone else. They don't even know that they're drunk.
::snort::
Perhaps a case of "I'm not as thunk as drinkle peep I am"?
Groan. Bad pun bad bad pun (smacks pun with rolled up newspaper)
Gray Monk: Yessir, Ociffer!
Dani: You better keep that newspaper handy if you plan to hang around here.
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