Random Shorts

He: Hey, you look pretty!
Me: Really? How'd that happen?

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Dreamed one night that I was housesitting for a co-worker who was vacationing with his wife in their new motor home. The next day, I asked this co-worker if he had, by chance, just bought a new camping trailer. He replied, "Funny you should ask..." They, along with another couple, had plans to rent a motor home for spring break.

And he doesn't even like camping in a trailer.

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One boy smells.
Multiple boys reek.

Geez.
The whole basement smells like an armpit.

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Recently dreamed I met Tammi for lunch.  In the dream, she was recruiting employees at the mall, accepting applications, and handing out t-shirts.
When I e-mailed her and told her about this dream, she replied, "Oh, what I would do to be able to meet you for lunch! That *is* a dream. And funny you mention the t-shirts. I just got 3 huge boxes that I had to sort and hand out."

Should this be freaking me out?

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Grand.
This guy was just elected as our new mayor.
Thbbbt.

(He did apologize at the next meeting, so I guess that counts for something.)