I was going to send over a St. Bernard with a mini-cask of Jack Daniels. Instead, I'm sending the pool boys Bernie, Dan, and Jack with a mini-cask of massage oil and a hot caramel sundae.
My name is Roses. I am a recovering radio DJ who graduated college at age 52. I kept my student ID in the same wallet pocket as my AARP card because the contrast amused me greatly.
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That's the pits. Hope you feel better soon.
I was going to send over a St. Bernard with a mini-cask of Jack Daniels. Instead, I'm sending the pool boys Bernie, Dan, and Jack with a mini-cask of massage oil and a hot caramel sundae.
:::offers chocolate:::
chocolate cures all...
What's this...get sick and you get cabana boys and chocolate?
*cough, cough????
Hope you're feeling better soon!
leeann: That's a lovely gesture, but the last thing I need right now is more men. Send over the dog.
Mrs. Who: With Leann's blessing, three pool boys are coming your way.
::drops chocolates into a bowl and pours Jack Daniels over it::
Where's my spoon?
Oh boo - I hope you feel better soon!
Get well soon!
Thank you!
I mean, cough, cough, garrgh *whispers because of sore throat* Thank you!
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