Highway to He!!

I waited in the driver's seat as Elder Son ran from the church to the car after Bible Study.
He climbed into the front seat, tossed his bible on the dashboard, and buckled up.
This is the conversation we had:

Me: How do your knees feel?
He: ::curious glance::(brief silence)
He: ::suspicious glare:: Whyyyyyy?

That's when I hit the gas.
And his bible slid off the dash and thudded against his knees.

That's why I'm going to hell.