Hot lovin'
We've been leaving the thermostat set low to save money.
So, this morning dressing for warmth, I put on my big, honkin' bath robe. Then, I leaped into the kitchen, robe a flying, and declared, "I. AM. SUPERMOM!"
The husband eyeballed my outfit (sweat pants, fluffy socks, old sweatshirt and robe) and replied, "Honey, you are dressed so not sexy right now."
With a flare, I wrapped my robe tightly around myself.
"You want sexy? You gotta turn on the heat in the winter."
4 comments:
There is no sexy during winter. Who wants to be sexy when your entire body is all nipply? I'm thinking it takes a lot more than just turning the heat on...
Plus, I like saying the word nipply. Nipply.
Heh.
So...did your husband turn on the heat so you wouldn't be all nipply? (I like saying nipply, too!)
Y'all mean "nippy" -- it's a tetch nippy in here.
No- NIPPLY. It IS a word...it means the girls are a freezin!
I like to say 'colder than a witch's tit in a brass bra'....which is how it is in my o0ffice right now....nipply...and colder than a witch's...oh, you get the idea..
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