Are you funnier than... Roses!
You guess how this conversation ended!
(I bet you can!)
See if you can be funnier than me!
(I'm sure you can!)
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We'd been waiting all summer for the fruit on our new pear trees to ripen. They'd been turning yellow at a very slow rate. Finally, the husband looked out the window and remarked, "I think some pears fell off the tree!"
"I'll go look," I offered.
As I put on my shoes, the husband said, "I'm not sure they're pears. They might be mushrooms. Or, it might be both. In any case, leave the mushrooms."
And I replied:
What did I say?
***
And I replied, "Take the cannoli."
(I've never seen an entire Godfather movie, but I have seen this much.)
No one guested correctly, however, Leeann *was* much funnier than me.
Thank you for playing!
Come back Friday at 8am for another one!
5 comments:
"So..you like a nice pear but you want me to leave the 'room?"
sorry, it's pre-coffee here.
OT- I don't have a pear tree, but I was under the distinct impression that pears ripen to a better state if they're picked early, and allowed to ripen on the table... That said, I've never picked a pear in my life...
But what about a pickeled pepper?
(sorry couldn't resist)
I got nothin' on the pear.....
leeann: "Leave the 'room!" That's good!
It's not what *I* said, but I think it *is* funnier!... even pre-coffee.
anonymous: We tried to pick a few early, but were disappointed. So, we waited.
tammi: Hm... maybe if you watch some older movies you'll find inspiration... (was that a hint?)
Yay me!
And I am ashamed to say I have never seen all of any of the Godfather movies, because I get fidgetty waiting for the next murder and wander off to see if there's a new LOLcats.
I lack the culture gene.
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