Are You Funnier Than...: *updated*

Over the weekend, I had an idea for a new game here at Ack! Thbbbt!
It's called, "Are you funnier than...:"

Here's how it'll work:
I will give you the first part of a conversation that occured in my world, and you fill in how you think the conversation ended. (Hint: most likely, it will have been something funny)
At the end of the day, I'll reveal what was actually said.

Does that make sense to anyone else besides me?
Assuming you think it'll be as interesting as I do...

Here's your very first challenge:
This morning, over breakfast, the husband grabbed the milk and said, "Pardon my reach."
Moments later, Younger Son made a grab for a nectarine and said:

What did Younger Son say?

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He said: "Pardon my peach."

Congratulations, vwbug!
She nailed it right out of the gate!
She was so quick, she scared off everyone else from even trying!

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Now, I cannot guarantee how often we'll get to play (as I'll have to wait for someone to be funny). But, I'm thinking of making this a Friday morning feature so everyone (you who check in at work, and you who only have personal internet time on the weekend) has some time to participate.