Taste good? You should hear what they sound like!
Shopping for milk, eggs, and donuts.
Carrying my basket through the bakery/deli area, I passed by various rolls and pastries and blah.
But then...
My eyes fell upon a box of the gooiest, yummiest, mouth-watering-est sticky buns I had ever seen in my life.
I gasped loudly.
"Oh. My!"
I gently lifted them from the shelf with both hands. Caressed the plastic cover. Moaned with expectant pleasure.
Then I turned.
Just up the aisle stood a woman with an embarassed kind of grin on her face. She'd been waiting for her deli order and had heard me make such a loud fuss that she instinctually looked to see what had happened.
Beet red, I held out the box of sticky buns so she could see them.
"They called to me!" I begged her to understand.
"I know!" she replied. "I heard them!"
4 comments:
Brilliant!
LOL
And here I was, debating if "mouth-watering-est" was a word!
I know that call: sweet, warm & seems to say, "hey there. want some of these"?
Unfortunately, it's only sweets, never women. ha ha
I heard them from here!
My buns always seem to be calling out. My wife is not happy about it, either.
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