Out With the Old

Passed a friend walking on the sidewalk.

I gestured toward her purse and asked, "Where are you headed? Somewhere fun? You're taking money!"

She replied, "I thought I'd walk down to the antique mall and look for some new drawer pulls."

*blink*

I spoke slowly, "You do know that they don't have any new things at the antique mall, right?"


(When I told her I'd have to blog about her now, she told me to go ahead and do that.)