The Appropriate Response Is...
When you lose two hours' sleep in the middle of the night because a storm rolls through and your children end up huddled on your side of the bed, and your husband (who was not disturbed at all overnight) whip-snaps the wrinkles out of his slacks at 5:50am, the appropriate response is:
a) roll over and go back to sleep,
b) kiss him good morning, get up and make him breakfast,
c) cuss loudly and declare, "You don't love me!"
d) public flogging
11 comments:
I'm going with public flogging!
Oh, d). Flogging... Absolutely!
You mean he's still alive? Heh.
Both c and d.
B of course. Jeez.
All in favor of flogging Contagion, too, while we're at it?
Aye!!! Where's the whip!
Ha! Here you can borrow mine...
Run Contagion, save yourself!
*quietly passes Roses my short-whip for use*
cuss, then flog, then go back to bed. He sure as hell better make you breakfast in bed after making you expend so much energy!
e) grab a goody and twist
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