Tuesday, October 27, 2015

All Shook Up

She:  (young college student) What's wrong with my computer?  It won't shut off.
Me:  Pick it up, and shake it like an Etch-A-Sketch.
She:  No, that's how you make babies stop crying.
Me:  Will you babysit my kids?  You can shake them all you want.
She:  How old are they?
Me: Eighteen and twenty.
She:  Are they cute?  Either of them taller than me?  I'm gonna look you up on Facebook and stalk your kids.  I'm gonna find out where they are right now.
Me:  If you can find them, let me know where they are.  I haven't seen them in days.

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