Funny Boy

I had just finished telling an amusing story when, instead of *being* amused, Elder Son began correcting my story's facts.

I interrupted.  "It only matters that it's funny.  It doesn't have to be accurate."

He replied, "And in your case, it doesn't have to be funny, either."

Wow.
I gave him a high five for that one.
In our house, insults are rewarded... as long as they're funny.