Tuesday, October 14, 2014

Looking, but not looking.

She:  I need a new job. 

Me:  I'll keep an eye out for you. 

She:  I hate my job. 
Me:  What else would you like to do?
She:  I don't know. Anything. 

She:  I've had job interviews, but everyone is being weird. 
Me:  Weird, how?
She:  I don't know. 

She:  My office is going out of business and is closing its doors next week. 
Me: Here's a job that just opened and the name of my friend who is in charge of hiring. I can put in a good word for you. 
She:  Actually, I was looking forward to not working and sleeping in for a while. 
Me:  ... 

And that's how you never get a job. 

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