Monday, January 23, 2012

The One with the Bacon Game

We crossed paths in the driveway; I was just coming home from work, and The Husband was making a quick run to the grocery store.
He told me, "I'm getting bacon, milk, and coffee.  Do you want anything?"
"You had me at bacon."

The heavens opened, and the angels sang.
(I was inspired, you see.)

So here's the game:
Insert the word "bacon" into famous movie quotes.

You've already got the Jerry McGuire reference.  Here are a few more:

"You want the bacon?  You can't handle the bacon!" - A Few Good Men
"You made a time machine... out of bacon?!?" - Back to the Future
"Nobody puts bacon in the corner." - Dirty Dancing

Your turn!


Christie Critters said...

"Use the bacon, Luke"

Dani said...

You want quotes? Oh boy did you ever come to the right girl ('cept ya didn't 'cause I came here but that's not the point)

How 'bout

Bacon we have a problem-Apolo 13
You're gonna need a bigger bacon-Jaws
Why are there so many songs about bacon-The Muppet Movie

Roses said...

Ah, Dani, don't we *all* need a bigger bacon? ;-)

Mrs. Who said...

My name is Inigo Montoya. You ate my bacon. Prepare to die.

Bou said...

I ate his bacon with fava beans and a nice chianti. (That's all I got. Why in the world did that one pop into my head?!)

Roses said...

Niiice, Mrs. Who and Bou!

talnik said...

I love the smell of bacon in the morning. Smells like...victory.

Christie Critters said...

Soylet Green is bacon!

Oh no, it wasn't the bacon. It was Beauty killed the Beast.

Christie Critters said...

Or alternatively:
"Oh no, it wasn't the airplanes. It was bacon killed the Beast."

Oblivious Beast said...

"Frankly, my dear, I don't give a bacon."

"No, Luke, I am your bacon."

Leia: I love bacon.
Han: I know.

Oblivious Beast said...

O Romeo, Romeo! wherefore art thou bacon?
Deny thy father and refuse thy name;
Or, if thou wilt not, be but sworn my bacon,
And I'll no longer be a bacon.

Roses said...

Oblivious Beast: I'm gonna have to share that conversation between Leia and Han with The Husband. He'll just die laughing. :-)

freckledme said...

Run, bacon, run!

Andy said...

I read this post when you wrote it, but haven't had time to comment.

Oblivious Beast beat me to it. (Kinda)

I was going to say "Frankly, Bacon, I don't give a damn!" (I'm a vegetarian...really, I am).

So, let's go with "You don't understand! I coulda had class. I coulda been bacon. I could've been somebody, instead of bacon, which is what I am."

Okay...that sucks.

Let's try...

All right, Mr. DeMille, I'm ready for my bacon.

That sucks, too. Sorry. Did my best...

Andy said...

Oooops! Meant to say,

"You don't understand! I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I could've been somebody, instead of bacon, which is what I am."

Just another try at suckage... "I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this {bacon} anymore!"

Sure, I added the {bacon} to the quote...but I AM a vegetarian.

Roses said...

"Bacon. Why did it have to be bacon?" - Indiana Jones